SFT9511G

Offender: Vehicle No. SFT9511G Black Lexus RX300
Date: 9 December 2007 (Sunday)
Time: circa 1940hrs
Place: Tanjong Rhu Rd, outside S'pore Swimming Club heading towards Fort Rd

Situation: I have been having a reasonably good run though I have encountered several minor arseholes. Nevertheless this particular incident is cause enough for me to want to continue blogging. Last evening around 7.40pm I was heading off for a dinner driving along Tanjong Rhu Road towards Fort Road. Just outside S'pore Swimming Club, which is on the opposite side of the road, this bloody idiot tried to turn into the lane I was in. It would have been obvious to any fool that he should have waited for traffic to clear before attempting to turn. I guess perhaps he was in a hurry... to meet his maker or he just found out his wife has been screwing his best mate??

Things would have been ok if not for the fact that this f**king arsehole (which is why he deserves this post) then cut in sharply from the left causing me to jam hard on my brakes. This idiot then accelerates off as if he is in a grand prix and weave in and out along ECP towards the airport turning off at Marine Parade. Hey it looks like a new car he is driving - a slick black RX300, but if he is looking to kill someone or knock into someone - please do not choose me. If you happen to know this brainless B*&^%$ do give him a piece of your mind - think it would help because obviously he doesn't have any brains.

Arsehole Factor: 5 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SGB3038J

Offender: Vehicle No. SGB3038J (Gold Colour)

Date: 8 July 2006 (Saturday)
Time: circa 1128hrs
Place: Slip road of Fort Road heading into ECP

Situation: It took me a little too long to blog this but I am still steaming remembering what this arsehole did. We started out from Tanjong Rhu Road turning into Ford Road. I was on the left most lane and this son of a moron (obvious isn't it?) was on the right lane. He took a sharp left after turning into Fort Road and almost hit me as he tried to cut into the slip road. What happened next is most incredible as he then horned long and loud as if I was in the wrong lane or I was wrong not to give way to him. Next was even more bizzarre as he speeded up as we turned into the slip road and then tried to run me off the roadas he overtook me. A road bully!! if ever I come across one. I would have made a police report had I not been late for me golf game and the schedule the next day didn't help. Anyway, time heals.. or maybe not which is why I started this blog anyway. If you ever see this bloody f**king idiot give him the middle finger will you?

Arsehole Factor: 5 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SHB8026T

Offender: Vehicle No. SHB8026T (Silver Cab)
Date: 6 June 2006 (Tuesday)
Time: circa 0850hrs
Place: Slip road of Delta Road heading into Jalan Bukit Merah

Situation: Guess I hadn't had time to blog this entry but there it was the info still stuck to my PC so I thought since I had a little time I should update this entry. This last one was well over 2 weeks ago but I can still recall this incident quite vividly. This bloody arsehole of a cab driver was in the wrong lane when he decided that he needed to turn left into Jalan Bukit Merah and just cut in without so much as a signal. Doing the natural thing I horned at him to alert him that he was cutting in my path. uess what next? This moron obviously thought he had the right of way and stop his vehicle which was now in fornt of me, in the middle of traffic that had already moved on and gestured "what??" Guess every mother does have them - an outright arsehole don't you agree?

Arsehole Factor: 3 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SFN250A

Offender: Vehicle No. SFN250A

Date: 6 May 2006 (Saturday)
Time: circa 1438hrs
Place: Along Bedok South Avenue 1 towards the direction of ECP, 30 metres from the T-Junction of Marine Parade Road

Situation: It has been a pretty good couple of months and I was quite getting used to having a stress-free drive on Singapore roads. Alas! All good things must come to an end and once again some idiot with shit in his brains has to prove how inconsiderate he is.

This moron drives a new black Renault Megane bearing the licence plate SFN250A. As noted, it was about 30 metres from the T-Junction and this bloody brainless moron has to wait till that very moment to cut in from the extreme left lane to get to the filter lane on my right. It would have been fine if he had signalled his intention as I would as a good driver allowed him to cut in but no! he had to just cut in suddenly causing a near accident - literally inches away. I was once again forced to apply emergency brakes and swerve right, nearing hitting the kerb. I horned at him and guess what I got in return as I drove pass him after he managed to filter into the right turning lane? That's right the fat middle finger - talk about being an audacious idiot!!

I should lodge a report with the Traffic Police for dangerous driving... but I guess he will meet his just ends in the obituary pages perhaps? I wish his family well and Heaven help him but pity whoever becomes his victim.

Arsehole Factor: 4 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

PH1668K

Offender: Vehicle No. PH1668K

Date: 27 March 2006 (Monday)
Time: circa 2125hrs
Place: Along Sungei Road just outside Tekka Mall in the direction of Ophir Road/ECP

Situation: Just when I thought I was having a good run, having avoided arseholes for quite a while, this idiot has to turn up to ruin what was otherwise a very pleasant day. The offender in question drove an old bus and as idiotic bus bullies goes, this "bus"***d (sic) literally tried to force me off the road. I was in the second left most lane and he was in the third lane right next to me just coming out from the last traffic light. It is either my car was totally inconspicuous or he was just blind or assume he owns the bloody road! when he without so much as giving any signal cut into my lane!! I was forced to apply emergency brakes and swerve left, and fortunately for me the left most lane was free. Hey if he wants to get into an accident go pick on someone his size. Perhaps I should lodge a report with the Traffic Police for dangerous driving... then again it might just be a waste of time?? What say you?

Arsehole Factor: 3 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SDV2194Y

Offender: SDV 2194 Y

Date: 12 March 2006 (Sunday)
Time: circa 2136hrs
Place: along Bedok South Road just after Bedok Sout Ave 2 towards the direction of Bedok North

Situation: One thing I can't stand is people who insist on putting their headlights at full high beam. This idiot probably don't know how to operate a car and shouldn't be allowed on the road. What he did was to shine his headlights at full high beam making an illegal U-turn. Now as drivers you will understand my point of view, i.e. blinded by the headlights shining directly into your eyes! To top it off, some pedestrians were crossing the roads just after this car and good thing I slowed down else I might have killed somebody and this can only be caused by idiots like the driver of SDV 2194 Y. Need I say more?

Arsehole Factor: 2.5 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SCR5856J

Offender: SCR 5856 J (Grey Nissan Sunny)

Date: 10 March 2006 (Friday)
Time: circa 2235hrs
Place: Kallang Way in fornt of Solectron Building towards Aljunied Road

Situation: Same story as usual about drivers who speed up just so you cannot change lanes. I was on the inner lane just after the Kallang Way 3 traffice light and signalled my intention to change lanes to the right in anticipation of turning right at the Aljunied Road junction. This driver was probably about 30 metres behind on the right lane flashed his headlights and speeded up just so I couldn't change lanes. Was it fun for him? I hope so as I certainly don't understand the cheap thrill.

Arsehole Factor: 1 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SFP5727Z

Offender: SFP 5727 Z

Date: 9 March 2006 (Thursday)
Time: circa 0740hrs
Place: Gantry at ECP just after Ford Road towards the City

Situation: Was in the left most lane and this car was trying to squeeze in from the left filter lane. Being kind I slowed down and allow it to filter in ahead of me as no one else seems to want to give way. This woman (or is it a man as I couldn't tell from looking at him/her?) then managed to cross over to the lane on the right as well. Its ok, I have need no thanks for giving way but would definitely appreciate some reciprocation in the heavy traffic. About 20 metres ahead, a gap opened up in front of this car and I signalled to change lane as I way headin towards AYE rather than turn into Rochor. What this ingrate did was to speed up and close the gap! thus preventing me from changing lanes. Now I understand why some drivers simply refuse to give way to others, especially with idiots like this driver around.

Arsehole Factor: 2 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

Tammy NYP

Offender: The thief who stole Tammy's Mobile Phone

Date: Circa Mid Feb 2006
Time: Unknown
Place: The Internet

Situation: *sorry guys you will have to find it elsewhere if you are looking for the video*

After reading all the hullabaloos, comments, and people still searching for the video, I couldn't help but think of the thief as another arsehole. Now this vengeful girl or guy stole Tammy's mobile and decided to display her private video on the net. Yes we all (ok me included) had a great time viewing the video and I am sure some are doing other stuff aided and turned on by the video, I guess its time to give the poor girl a break.

Nevertheless, despite the fun all and sundry had, the victim is still Tammy - either she will be scarred for life and needing psychiatric help or she may yet become the next Annabel Chong. Who knows but the where's the justice? The arsehole who stole the phone needs to be brought to account for what I think is a despicable act - much like rape no less, except in this case it is mental. So lets get the *%$# arsehole.

Arsehole Factor: 5 out of 5 Pieces of Shit