PH1668K

Offender: Vehicle No. PH1668K

Date: 27 March 2006 (Monday)
Time: circa 2125hrs
Place: Along Sungei Road just outside Tekka Mall in the direction of Ophir Road/ECP

Situation: Just when I thought I was having a good run, having avoided arseholes for quite a while, this idiot has to turn up to ruin what was otherwise a very pleasant day. The offender in question drove an old bus and as idiotic bus bullies goes, this "bus"***d (sic) literally tried to force me off the road. I was in the second left most lane and he was in the third lane right next to me just coming out from the last traffic light. It is either my car was totally inconspicuous or he was just blind or assume he owns the bloody road! when he without so much as giving any signal cut into my lane!! I was forced to apply emergency brakes and swerve left, and fortunately for me the left most lane was free. Hey if he wants to get into an accident go pick on someone his size. Perhaps I should lodge a report with the Traffic Police for dangerous driving... then again it might just be a waste of time?? What say you?

Arsehole Factor: 3 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SDV2194Y

Offender: SDV 2194 Y

Date: 12 March 2006 (Sunday)
Time: circa 2136hrs
Place: along Bedok South Road just after Bedok Sout Ave 2 towards the direction of Bedok North

Situation: One thing I can't stand is people who insist on putting their headlights at full high beam. This idiot probably don't know how to operate a car and shouldn't be allowed on the road. What he did was to shine his headlights at full high beam making an illegal U-turn. Now as drivers you will understand my point of view, i.e. blinded by the headlights shining directly into your eyes! To top it off, some pedestrians were crossing the roads just after this car and good thing I slowed down else I might have killed somebody and this can only be caused by idiots like the driver of SDV 2194 Y. Need I say more?

Arsehole Factor: 2.5 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SCR5856J

Offender: SCR 5856 J (Grey Nissan Sunny)

Date: 10 March 2006 (Friday)
Time: circa 2235hrs
Place: Kallang Way in fornt of Solectron Building towards Aljunied Road

Situation: Same story as usual about drivers who speed up just so you cannot change lanes. I was on the inner lane just after the Kallang Way 3 traffice light and signalled my intention to change lanes to the right in anticipation of turning right at the Aljunied Road junction. This driver was probably about 30 metres behind on the right lane flashed his headlights and speeded up just so I couldn't change lanes. Was it fun for him? I hope so as I certainly don't understand the cheap thrill.

Arsehole Factor: 1 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SFP5727Z

Offender: SFP 5727 Z

Date: 9 March 2006 (Thursday)
Time: circa 0740hrs
Place: Gantry at ECP just after Ford Road towards the City

Situation: Was in the left most lane and this car was trying to squeeze in from the left filter lane. Being kind I slowed down and allow it to filter in ahead of me as no one else seems to want to give way. This woman (or is it a man as I couldn't tell from looking at him/her?) then managed to cross over to the lane on the right as well. Its ok, I have need no thanks for giving way but would definitely appreciate some reciprocation in the heavy traffic. About 20 metres ahead, a gap opened up in front of this car and I signalled to change lane as I way headin towards AYE rather than turn into Rochor. What this ingrate did was to speed up and close the gap! thus preventing me from changing lanes. Now I understand why some drivers simply refuse to give way to others, especially with idiots like this driver around.

Arsehole Factor: 2 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

Tammy NYP

Offender: The thief who stole Tammy's Mobile Phone

Date: Circa Mid Feb 2006
Time: Unknown
Place: The Internet

Situation: *sorry guys you will have to find it elsewhere if you are looking for the video*

After reading all the hullabaloos, comments, and people still searching for the video, I couldn't help but think of the thief as another arsehole. Now this vengeful girl or guy stole Tammy's mobile and decided to display her private video on the net. Yes we all (ok me included) had a great time viewing the video and I am sure some are doing other stuff aided and turned on by the video, I guess its time to give the poor girl a break.

Nevertheless, despite the fun all and sundry had, the victim is still Tammy - either she will be scarred for life and needing psychiatric help or she may yet become the next Annabel Chong. Who knows but the where's the justice? The arsehole who stole the phone needs to be brought to account for what I think is a despicable act - much like rape no less, except in this case it is mental. So lets get the *%$# arsehole.

Arsehole Factor: 5 out of 5 Pieces of Shit

SY2222G - First to make the List

Offender: SY 2222 G (Black Mercedes)

Date: 1 March 2006 (Wednesday)
Time: circa 1840hrs
Place: In front of HSBC along Collyer Quay in the direction of Nicholl Highway

Situation: One brand new black Mercedes licence number SY2222G driven by an arsehole was on the second outer most lane. Traffic was heavy and moving along at a crawl. Nevertheless, this idiot who was definitely in the wrong lane, without so much as signalling his intention, waited till he was like 20 metres from the slip road into Battery Road, tried to cut into my path. Now I did what anyone would - horned at him to warn him he was in danger of crashing into my vehicle... and so he pulled back but somehow managed to cut into the path of the vehicle behind and then into the left most lane.

Well it was all well and good that the idiot managed to changed lanes by bullying others but the audacityof it all! This idiot promptly drew his car level with mine, wound down his window and shouted some obscenities before dashing off into Battery Road.

Definitely both a bully and a coward. Good thing I couldn't hear clearly what he said and I am too polite to show him the middle finger. Glad I am above him but definitely an arsehole you should avoid. If you happened to know him - you know what kind of friends you have!

Arsehole Factor: 4 out of 5 Pieces of Shit